Finding Leaves and Fall-y Things

By: Alaina Valdespino, Staff Writer and Photographer and Morgan Jacobus, Editor in Chief

There are so many great fall activities to partake in, especially in Colorado where leaf peeping and pumpkin patches are essential. Here are some of our favorite places to go in celebration of the great fall season.

Alaina’s Recommendation: If you're looking for a chance to see the leaves change in Colorado, then I have a place for you! I took a drive out to Golden, CO with some friends, and the views were breathtaking. The town itself its an adorable little mountain town full of thrift shops, brunch places, and is an awesome place to spend an afternoon. Golden Gate Canyon State Park has stunning views of the Aspens and the fall colors are to die for! I’d recommend hiking because the views are even more beautiful close up, although you do need to purchase a pass to park your car within the park limits. That said, the drive to Golden is just long enough to get a good fall playlist going, and there’s a Starbucks about 2/3rds of the way there so it's a perfect opportunity to grab that pumpkin spice or pumpkin chai latte and soak in all the fall vibes. (Above photos by Alaina Valdespino)

Morgan’s Recommendation: I love corn mazes, and one I particularly recommend is at Anderson Farms. It is a drive, about 40 minutes, but I highly recommend it. My roommate and I went last year and had a great time. Their corn maze is Colorado’s longest-running corn maze, and it is 25 acres with over 8 miles of trails. Not only that, but each year the maze is a fun design rather than just random twists and turns. Last year’s theme was Bee Kind, which featured a bee and beehive design, while this year’s theme celebrates the 20th Anniversary of Terror in the Corn. But the corn maze is just one of their attractions, so there is even more to do including a pumpkin patch (a classic fall activity) and horror-related activities like Zombie Paintball and Terror in the Corn (a haunted corn maze). 

Chasing Crisp Satisfaction: Identifying the Crunchiest Leaves

By: Sandra Vo, Staff Writer

Photo by Sandra Vo

Autumn offers a variety of seasonal festivities, including pumpkin spice lattes, jack-o-lantern carvings, and thick sweaters, but perhaps the most iconic of all, is the colorful leaves scattered across the ground. One of the greatest joys in life is walking across these leaves and hearing the satisfying crunch underneath your feet. 

But what happens when they don’t? Then you’re left disappointed, engulfed in the miseries of false hope, and with energy expended stomping for no reason. To avoid such a mishap, here are some distinct characteristics of the crispiest leaves on the ground to fulfill your autumn ASMR desires. 

By far, the number one indicator of a leaf's crunchiness is its dryness. Leaves that are visibly moist will be darker in color, often plastered across the ground, and strewn flat. On the other hand, leaves that have achieved optimal dryness will be lighter in color, raised slightly above the ground, or curled at the ends. Only dry leaves are able to produce a satisfactory crunch.

However, a leaf’s dryness is not the only factor in its crispness. A perfect leaf will not only be dry, but be in an optimal position for stomping. A dry leaf that is flat against the ground will not produce any noise. The best leaf is one that has curled so much that it is nearly cylindrical, taking on the appearance of a rolled newspaper. This provides the most favorable distance from the ground for the foot to snap the leaf and produce the crunchy noise.

Where will you find such crispy leaves though? Avoid areas with sprinklers or close to drains as these leaves will likely be moist and dissatisfying. Prime locations where crunchy leaves gather include the area between the curb and sidewalk, where wind has pushed piles of leaves together. Even better is if one of these locations is particularly sunny, which means most of the leaves will have dried due to the sunlight. 

If you’re desperate enough, you can even artificially produce crunchy leaves. Gather a pile of leaves and leave them outside long enough to dry (assuming the weather forecast does not call for rain). As long as the wind doesn’t kidnap your precious pile, you’ll have a delectably crunchy pile of leaves to revel in for a grand total of four seconds. 

And with this knowledge in mind, may all your autumn be filled with leafy delight. 

Got the Blues: Avalanche Drop Three Games Straight

By Maeve Hushman, Staff Writer

The Avalanche played three games after the season opener and dropped all three. They lost 5-3 to the St. Louis Blues,  6-3 to the Washington Capitals, and  4-1  to the Florida Panthers. This left them with a 1-3-0 record and a goal differential of -6, placing them 29th in the league and 6th in the Central.

In earlier articles, I noticed some issues as well as strong points. Here is what I saw in this three game slump. 

The things to fix: 

In both the Capitals and Blues games the Avs had a slow start. They came out of the gate with half the intensity and energy of their opposition. It allowed both the Blues and Capitals to get early leads up on the Avalanche. In the Blues game they managed to rally halfway through the first period and match the Blues work level. They could not manage that against the Caps, going into the second with a one goal deficit after very lackluster play. The defense was pretty horrible, especially by the Avalanche’s high standards specifically in the Capitals game. All of the issues I witnessed in the preseason game against the Knights surrounding puck possession reared their ugly head in that game as well. The Avalanche are a team loaded with offensive talent but if they can’t get puck possession that is nullified. There is a lack of urgency I noticed in their play, with wide, across the ice passes left uninterrupted as well as dropped passes, turnovers, and offensive opportunities for the Caps left undisrupted. 

In the Panthers game, there wasn’t a slow start. The Avs came out of the gate hot but they started to take their foot off the gas after the middle of the second period, they were out shot 23-12 and 9-8 in the second and third period respectively. So maybe the real issue isn’t so much just slow starts but playing a full 60 minutes. Even if you are an offensively dominant team and can mount impressive comebacks, that is a big risk and sometimes it isn’t enough if you only play one or two periods well. Trust me, as this Leafs fan knows all too well, relying on the ability to outscore is risky at best. 

Their lack of defensive presence in front of the net is becoming a theme. At first, it didn’t look to be too much of a problem in the Caps game, since the Caps weren’t storming the net. However, the biggest red flag was when Darcy Kuemper had to shove a Caps player out of his crease. The goalie shouldn’t have to do that, a skater has to defend their goalie and net front. There were two goals in the Caps game that were scored because the net front was completely unprotected. It happened again in the Panther’s game with two goals being scored in tight to the net or as the result of a screen.  That simply cannot happen, the other team is going to go to the net front for scoring opportunities and to screen the goalie; the job of the skaters then is to remove and monitor their presence.

The issue of frequent odd man rushes is also starting to become a pattern. There is usually at least one odd man rush per game but the amount the Caps had in their game against the Avalanche seemed exorbitant. One of the Caps goals even came off a three on one. If these opportunities continue, it will be a real issue for the Avalanche’s success. One reason for the large amount of odd man rushes posited could be a reluctance to backcheck due to the defenses propensity to generate offense. However, most of the Avs offensive-defensemen are usually pretty defensivably responsible so it doesn’t seem like that is the whole story. There were a lot of brutal turnovers and dropped passes as well which are not blue-line only problems. 

Finally, the powerplay is not working. At first, I attributed their lack of power play success to the absence of Nathan MacKinnon (that is obviously a problem for other reasons) but MacKinnon was in the Caps and Panthers games. Even with him in the Caps game, the power play could not gain sustained zone time until they were playing 6-4 and they didn’t score a single power play goal in the game against the Panthers. They have to fix the power play to get long-term success, especially if they continue to rely on offense to win these games. 

Now people might say, Maeve these are the first 4 games of the season, why are you hitting the panic button? First of all, I’m not hitting the panic button. Every team has their rough patches and I have a lot of faith that the Avalanche will bounce back from this. Second, Stanley Cup habits and building Stanley Cup habits starts in game one. In game one, they looked good but against any team with a comptant defense so far, this team’s weak spots really showed. Stanley Cup habits start now and for the Avalanche it is Stanley Cup or bust. So can they build those habits? I definitely believe they can. 

The positive: 

On a more positive note, even after slow starts the Avs were able to recover and get back in the game, specifically in the Blues game. The ability of the Avalanche to push the pace is such an asset their speed makes them impressive and difficult to defend without a quality blue line.  

There were efforts by certain players that really stood out.The bottom six and penalty kill looked really good. JT Compher’s short handed goal was incredible in the game against the Capitals. Logan O’Connor is a consistent bright spot. He is strong on the forecheck and a hard working forward in general. He had some good chances in both the Caps and Panthers games. 

The penalty kill being good is also a very positive sign especially as the power play struggles. It  means the team can take more risks in breaking up plays. Now, I am not saying take lots of penalties (in the Panther’s game they took far too many), I’m just saying that certain defensive moves will have less risk to them if you can consistently kill off penalties. The Avalanche did take a lot of penalties in their game against the Panthers but some of them were suspect calls to say the least. 

Johansson played a very good game as well. I was very critical of his performance in the Avalanche’s preseason game against Vegas but he did a very good job in net for them against the Panthers. This is a positive sign since Francouz is still out with an injury and the Avs need a solid backup goalie to ease Kuemper’s workload. 

It really isn’t all doom and gloom, the Florida game shows an incredible ability to bounce back. They didn’t start slow, and they had corrected a lot of the issues that I noticed before. For the most part they adjusted their game after making mistakes especially in the first half of the game. Girard broke up an odd man rush and Makar prevented a chance in tight to the net, but the Avalanche were stopped up by a good performance from goalie, Bobrovsky, and bad puck luck with the top scorers hitting the posts frequently, not to mention some truly nonsensical calls by the refs. Watching the first one and a half periods of this game was watching the Avalanche as advertised. That level of play confirms that the Avalanche are still the Stanley Cup favorite team the roster implies. 

Conclusion: 

While a three game losing streak is not ideal, it is important to remember that Toews, Nichushkin, and Francouz will be returning the line up and that they lost some significant depth pieces in the off season. It is a new season and the Avalanche have not played teams like the Panthers and Capitals in at least a year because of the COVID divisions. This team has plenty of time to sort out any issues, and better it happens now than in the playoffs. For now, they play their last game of this three-game road trip against defending Stanley Cup Champion Tampa Bay Lightning on October 23rd. Hopefully they can end the trip on a high note. 

Frighteningly Disappointing: The 13th Floor Haunted House Review

According to USA Today, the 13th Floor Haunted House in Denver is one of the 5 best haunted houses in the country. However, nowadays, the 13th Floor seems to be blown out of proportion by its reputation and hampered by it. Even on a Monday night, groups spend only a fifth of the time inside the attraction as they do waiting in line, and parking costs just as much as an extra ticket as the streets were lined with parked cars for three blocks in every direction. That being said, should you go to this event, be sure to arrive on time or even early to your scheduled ticket time to save yourself the one to two hours spent in line. Also, be sure to have $20 cash for parking and a good deal of patience to work through the crowds, traffic, and remarkably condescending and aggressive lot attendants.

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The Highlander’s Favorite Halloween/ Spooky Season Movies

It is spooky season, y’all! Here are the Highlander’s staff picks for what Halloween movies you ought to watch to celebrate.

Alaina Valdespino, Staff Writer/ Photographer:

As an avid horror movie lover, it would be a crime for me to not recommend the classics. So, if you're looking for a good scare, then Halloween (1978 film), The Shining (1980), and It (the original 1990 film) would be my three absolute go to horror movies for the spooky season. That said, if horror isn’t your thing, I’d definitely make it a point to watch Disney’s Hocus Pocus. This film is my family's go to Halloween film because it’s perfect for getting you into the Halloween spirit. 

Madelynn Loring, Staff Writer:

Personally, I tend to be more of a drink-a-pumpkin-spice-latte-and jump-in-leaves type of fall person, so I’m not the one to go to for horror. However, the one Halloween movie I cannot praise enough is The Nightmare Before Christmas. It is classic, visually and aesthetically pleasing, and overall a delightful watch. Also, it qualifies as both a Halloween and Christmas movie, so it is seasonally appropriate to watch it twice a year!

Sandra Vo, Staff Writer:

With full honesty, I admit that I am a complete scaredy-cat and that I hate any and all horror movies. As a result, my recommendations come from the much more family-friendly end, and a few of my favorite classics It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown and Spooky Buddies. Both of these movies are wonderful if you’re looking to sleep the following night!

Morgan Jacobus, Editor in Chief:

As a nostalgic child at heart, I have a special place in my heart for Disney Halloween movies. For instance, I recommend the Halloweentown movies (there are four in total). My roommate and I watched them last year on Halloween during the day (since our plans weren’t until night). I mean, it has Halloween right in the name so you can’t go wrong with those movies this spooky season. I also enjoy The Haunted Mansion with Eddie Murphy, and I have fond memories of watching that on Disney Channel back in the day. If you have Disney+, you can stream childhood favorites like the ones I mentioned, as well as both Twitches movies, Hocus Pocus, and the Nightmare Before Christmas. A non-Disney childhood throwback for me is Monster House, which you can stream on Netflix. 

Vivian Pham, Staff Writer

I personally felt like not everybody enjoys scary movies, especially when it’s Halloween season and all the Anabelle and The Conjuring trailers start to show up if you don’t pay for that pricey YouTube Premium. So, I’d highly recommend one of my all-time favorite Tim Burton’s classic Halloween movies, Corpse Bride - an animated dark romance genre for those who are looking for a heart-broken movie night but still fit in with the vibe of the Halloween season. Be prepared not for a blanket to cover over your head and contain your scream, but a box of tissues to soak up those tears when Victor, the main character, is torn apart to make the right decisions.

Dancing with the Stars’ Tango with Irrelevancy

Once revered as one of the greatest reality television shows of all time, Dancing with the Stars now faces a tall order to stay relevant in the age of streaming and decline of cable TV. Though it’s earned its place in the hearts of middle-aged people and the older generation, Dancing with the Stars has failed to capture a spot on the watchlist with a younger audience (many of whom may not even know what the acronym “DWTS” refers to).

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