How to Survive College Application Season
Amber Ramsey, Guest Writer
The college application process can feel like trying to juggle flaming swords—while blindfolded—on a moving train. There’s pressure to perform, deadlines colliding like bumper cars, and a thousand moving parts that refuse to align. But you don’t have to be swallowed by the chaos. With a little structure, a few smart habits, and a deeper trust in your own rhythm, you can turn this monster into something manageable, even meaningful. It’s not about being perfect. It’s about building a system that lets you breathe, think, and still enjoy your senior year. Here’s how to stay grounded, organized, and keep your stress level from detonating.
Amber Ramsey, Guest Writer
The college application process can feel like trying to juggle flaming swords—while blindfolded—on a moving train. There’s pressure to perform, deadlines colliding like bumper cars, and a thousand moving parts that refuse to align. But you don’t have to be swallowed by the chaos. With a little structure, a few smart habits, and a deeper trust in your own rhythm, you can turn this monster into something manageable, even meaningful. It’s not about being perfect. It’s about building a system that lets you breathe, think, and still enjoy your senior year. Here’s how to stay grounded, organized, and keep your stress level from detonating.
Start With a Digital Nest That Works
You don’t need fancy software or a six-tab Trello board to keep your documents straight. What you do need is a structure that mirrors how your brain works. Take 10 minutes and create a few folders—one for each school—and inside them, stash subfolders for essays, transcripts, resumes, and recommendations. That’s the external skeleton. But don’t stop there. To avoid chaos later, organize all your files clearly and label things in a way your future self can decode. You’re not just filing documents, you’re building a navigable map for every application you submit.
Tackle the Big Items First
The worst kind of stress is deadline stress. So, start stacking wins early. Get your letters of recommendation locked in the moment your teachers are available to help. Knock out your personal statement rough draft before midterms start eating up your weekends. And get those transcript requests submitted before winter break drama kicks in. It sounds simple, but it changes everything. If you request recommendation letters early, you not only give teachers the time they need, you also prevent the cascading delays that tend to hit all at once.
Visual Systems Beat Mental Notes Every Time
Color-coding isn’t just for planners and perfectionists. It’s a survival tool. Build a spreadsheet that tracks every school’s deadline, required documents, essay questions, and submission platforms. Use colors to flag missing pieces or urgent dates. The goal isn’t aesthetics, it’s visual friction. You want to glance at the tracker and immediately know what needs doing. One way to make that real is to build a college tracking spreadsheet that lets you stop guessing and start seeing. Every red cell is a call to action. Every green cell is peace of mind.
Make Your List Work for You, Not Against You
Here’s where things go sideways: Some students apply only to their dream schools, leaving no margin for disappointment, while others play it too safe and miss out on opportunities. Both approaches create unnecessary pressure. A well-balanced list offers room to breathe and pivots your mindset from desperation to agency. It’s about building optionality, knowing you’ve set yourself up with viable outcomes across the spectrum. The key is to build that mix in a way that reflects your energy and risks your comfort, not someone else’s template. That alone can soften the emotional turbulence when results start landing.
Let People In, Even When You Want to Shut Them Out
The college application process is one that messes with your head. One minute you’re pumped. The next, you’re doomscrolling Reddit threads about acceptance rates and crying into your hoodie. You’re not supposed to carry that alone. Set up a system where you can check in with someone. This someone could be a parent, counselor, or friend. When you’re drowning in anxiety, create a supportive space to share and let someone else hold the tension with you. Not everything has to be solved. Some things just need to be said out loud.
Small Rituals Keep the Bigger You Intact
If you’re waiting for a weekend with “no distractions” to reset your brain, forget it. What you need are micro-habits that you can slip into your normal day. Take two minutes to breathe with your eyes closed before starting an essay. Go outside for five minutes after submitting a form. The goal isn’t deep zen, it’s traction. These pauses help your brain reboot. By using simple mindfulness moments, the tension doesn’t get to build unchecked. You stay human, not mechanical. And a human is exactly what you need to be to write a killer essay and complete a successful application.
Consider Options That Let You Breathe Easier
Not every great college path involves packing up and moving across the country. For some students, the pressure eases the moment they realize they have flexible, accredited options online. There’s less overhead, less relocation drama, and often more control over your schedule. Those kinds of choices lower the emotional stakes, and makes space for other priorities, like work, caregiving, or creative pursuits. For instance, if you want to work in tech, there are technology‑focused tracks such as computer science that let you build skills in programming, IT, and software development from wherever you are. No matter what track you want, the freedom of an online program changes the whole equation.
The bottom line is you’re not behind, you’re not doing it wrong and this process isn’t a test of who has it all figured out. Rather, it’s a practice in navigating uncertainty. The more you name your stress, the less it owns you. The more you organize, the more space you have for inspiration. And the more you let people in, the more real support you’ll get. College will come. But right now, you get to write the story of how you handled the application season. And if you do it your way, with rhythm, clarity, and a few good breaths, you’ll be just fine.
Realistic Advice for New College Students
Austin Price, Editor in Chief
The college journey is one of the most influential, substantial, and wonderful times of a person's life. However, it can also be one of the scariest, most intimidating, and overwhelming times of a person's life. And so, as I embark on my senior year of college at Regis, I come to you all with some pieces of advice that are realistic to achieve, and that will help you manage this new environment while keeping your sanity in check. So, let’s begin!
Austin Price, Editor in Chief
The college journey is one of the most influential, substantial, and wonderful times of a person's life. However, it can also be one of the scariest, most intimidating, and overwhelming times of a person's life. And so, as I embark on my senior year of college at Regis, I come to you all with some pieces of advice that are realistic to achieve, and that will help you manage this new environment while keeping your sanity in check. So, let’s begin!
Give Yourself Some Grace
One of the most common mistakes I have made, and have seen other people make, is to punish yourself for making a human mistake. In case you don’t know it yet, you will oversleep and be late for class sometimes. You will bomb a test you thought you were prepared for. You will say the wrong answer in front of a class, and you will screw up. That is ok! I cannot emphasize enough how imperative it is to give yourself a break, grant yourself some grace, and understand that mistakes, accidents, and slip-ups are an unavoidable part of life. No one can treat you better than you treat yourself. So please, be kind to yourself and know that you’re only human and college is hard. You’re not expected to be perfect at it at any point, and certainly not in your first year.
Don’t Overbuy on School Supplies
I will admit that I am guilty of overconsuming unnecessary school supplies. My little elementary school self took full control during my freshmen year of college and spent an exorbitant amount of money on a ton of supplies I didn’t need and never used. Now that I’ve reigned in the shopping addict of my former self, my school supply budget stays under $20. For me, all I need for a new semester at college is a planner, a notebook, and a set of gel pens. This list is short and sweet and was formulated after my first 3 years of college where I lugged around an overflowing backpack with binders, stickers, and folders, all of which were unnecessary. So, I’m saving you all the time and money that I spent by advising you to shop small and shop smart when it comes to school supplies.
Be Selective in Your Extracurriculars
College is a breeding ground for new clubs, electives, student organizations, volunteer projects, and social gatherings. While these opportunities are great, they can also be excessive and cause stress and burnout. I am warning you now that you will be bombarded at activity fairs and internship events with new opportunities and optional programs. While this can provide valuable experiences, it can also lead to students being peer pressured into excessive projects, overpowering the initial mission of pursuing higher education. With the immense potential in work-study possibilities and the social atmosphere from clubs and events, I recommend each college student only selects one or two extracurriculars to start. Remember, you can always add more extracurriculars to your schedule once you feel settled into your starting routine. If you start by commiting to too many extracurriculars at the start, you will feel too much pressure and be stretched too thin. As I said, college is hard, and to make it a bit easier, limit your number of responsibilities to start out. You can always add, but it’s hard to subtract.
Invest in Reliable Technology
A functional, reliable, and up-to-date piece of technology is an irreplaceable investment for college students. Most students choose either a laptop or a tablet to use for schoolwork, and this is an important part of college life. Most of your assignments are done electronically, and submitted electronically, so a functional piece of technology that can be used in any environment is an integral part of your successful college life. Be sure to have your chosen device updated and serviced before the start of the year and begin implementing an organizational system that will keep your files and electronic work separated appropriately. In addition to a laptop or tablet, investing in earbuds, headphones, or other hearing devices will provide enhanced focus for studying, and gives a clear sound for online tutorials, videos, or other learning materials.
Take Advantage of Your Resources
Colleges and universities often offer a variety of resources for students. These include services such as mentoring, tutoring, and career counseling. Other amenities include medical care such as physical insurance, mental wellness, and emotional support. There are also material resources including school supplies, clothing, merchandise, and swag gear. I recommend you use these resources to their fullest extent. The real world outside of college doesn’t have the same catalog of easily accessible resources, and by using these resources while they’re in reach, you will be better prepared when you don’t have them in the future.
And with that, I wish you all the best of luck in your first year of college. Please know that you’re not on this journey alone, and that you are allowed to make mistakes. You will be ok, you will get through this, and you will succeed.
Timeless or Touristy?: What to do (and What to Skip) on a Trip to London
By Madelynn Loring, Staff Writer
London has been on my list for quite some time as a travel destination. I briefly visited London as a child during a 24-hour layover, but that only gave me a small sample of what this historic and truly international city has to offer. Thus, I decided to catch a cheap flight out for a long weekend.
As always, a few disclaimers before I dive into it. Firstly, London is another expensive one. It certainly isn’t as bad as Switzerland, but given the exchange rate between pounds and USD (roughly 1.3 USD to one pound) it's worth mentioning that things will be a little bit pricier than you might be expecting. Additionally, many of the most popular tourist attractions are quite expensive compared to other locations in Europe, but more about that later.
Also, invest in a rain jacket before you go; the weather is miserable (no offense to the Brits) and with strong winds common in the city, an umbrella won’t cut it. In fact, if you take an umbrella, chances are you’ll leave without it, because the wind will have torn it to shreds and left you soaked in the rain. Learn from my mistakes.
By Madelynn Loring, Staff Writer
London has been on my list for quite some time as a travel destination. I briefly visited London as a child during a 24-hour layover, but that only gave me a small sample of what this historic and truly international city has to offer. Thus, I decided to catch a cheap flight out for a long weekend.
View of Big Ben and the London Eye
As always, a few disclaimers before I dive into it. Firstly, London is another expensive one. It certainly isn’t as bad as Switzerland, but given the exchange rate between pounds and USD (roughly 1.3 USD to one pound) it's worth mentioning that things will be a little bit pricier than you might be expecting. Additionally, many of the most popular tourist attractions are quite expensive compared to other locations in Europe, but more about that later.
Also, invest in a rain jacket before you go; the weather is miserable (no offense to the Brits) and with strong winds common in the city, an umbrella won’t cut it. In fact, if you take an umbrella, chances are you’ll leave without it, because the wind will have torn it to shreds and left you soaked in the rain. Learn from my mistakes.
Iconic Buildings
Tower Bridge London
Some of the most common sight-seeing designations in London are the iconic buildings, such as the Buckingham Palace. London is a fascinating city from an architectural standpoint because they have incredibly well-maintained historical buildings, such as Tower Bridge, alongside some of the most iconic contemporary buildings, like the Shard. These buildings are absolutely worth seeing from the outside. If you tube to central London, most of them are within a walking distance of each other. There are plenty of companies that can offer you a more in-depth background on these buildings through a walking tour, and it is even possible to visit the interior of most of these buildings. But, as I mentioned earlier, this is where a trip to London can start to get incredibly expensive. Given that I had been traveling Europe for about seven months at this point, I decided to pass on the in-depth tours of these buildings, because I don’t love the way my bank account is looking and also because most of these buildings have quite an industrial feel that I am not particularly enthralled by.
The one exception to this, however, is the Royal Opera House. As a theater buff, I was hoping to be able to catch a show here, but unfortunately I came at a poor time when the operas were sold out and they were in between ballets. So, I decided to do the next best thing, and bought a ticket for the behind-the-scenes tour of the Opera House. As someone who has done theater before, this tour was worth every penny (or pence.) You get an in-depth view of the costume shops, ballet studios, and, if you're lucky, certain rehearsal sessions of the Royal Opera Company. It is a rather technical and information heavy tour, so I wouldn’t recommend it unless you are particularly interested in the performing arts and its history. However, even if you don’t end up opting for a tour, several areas of the Royal Opera House are open to the public without a ticket, so it may be worth it to just do a brief visit of the public exhibitions.
Museums
Great Britain is one of the best places to visit in Europe in terms of museums. Of course, there is a lot to unpack in terms of colonization and the ethics of some of the artifacts stored in British museums. However, that doesn’t mean that you should cross these museums off your list. The majority of museums in London are completely free to visit, though you might need to make a reservation to be sure you can make it in without wasting half your day in a line, and there is plenty to explore beyond the certain controversial exhibits London hosts.
The main entrance of the British Museum
Let’s start off with the biggest (and also at times the most controversial) museum in the UK, the British Museum. It is an interesting experience to say the least because very little of what is exhibited is actually British. In fact, I would say that the most British thing about this museum is the swathes of uniformed British school children who descend upon each exhibit in groups for field trips every day of the week. Of course, there are some remarkable things to see, including statues from the Pantheon, the Rosetta Stone, and various jewelry hoards from around the British Isles. However, it is one of the most touristy museums available to visit in London, and you have to determine for yourself if it is worth it.
The Cast Collection at the Victoria and Albert Museum
The next museum I visited was the Victoria and Albert (V&A) Museum, located west of the British Museum. This museum was definitely more to my liking than the British Museum. It had a wide array of exhibits, but was less overwhelmed by sightseers and field trip bound children. The coolest part of this museum, in my opinion, was the Cast Courts.
The Cast Courts opened in 1873 and are a section of the museum dedicated not to original works of sculpture, but copies. At its conception, it acted similar to the internet: bringing together different monumental pieces of art work to be viewed all in one place. Even now, it serves as a way to view some incredible works from around the world, without having to travel the world (or steal from it). The V&A Museum also has some interesting collections surrounding more daily life, including object art and British fashion.
The World's First Steam Locomotive Engine at the Science Museum
The final museum I visited was the Science Museum. This is definitely a family museum, and a more local stop than touristy. The Science Museum was my favorite of this trip, as it appealed to my two truest loves: trains and old stuff. This museum exhibits the world’s oldest train steam engine, as well as several other models and examples of old steam technology. They also have a highly impressive space section featuring to-scale models of history-making space technology, including Apollo 11 and the Hubble Space Telescope. If you chose to visit this museum during the weekend, chances are you’ll be sharing your visit with a number of local families, but it won’t be anywhere near as overwhelming as the British Museum.
Theater
Aside from the British Museum and Big Ben, one of the things that London is best known for is theater. Again, as a theater nerd, the London West End was another one of the big drives for me to go on this trip. With 39 theaters all playing different shows, you are sure to find something to appeal to any interest. They play everything from cult classics, such as Les Misérables and Phantom of the Opera (which I had the pleasure of seeing at Her Majesty’s Theater) to modern favorites, like Hamilton (appreciate the irony of this one) and Frozen, to new releases like The Great British Bake Off Musical. Yes, you heard me right, they created a musical based on everyone’s favorite comfort cooking show. I saw a Sunday matinee performance and needless to say it was a blast. It certainly wasn’t a game changer for musical theater, but it is a fun rom-com type show with catchy tunes and easy gags that is a pleasure to watch.
If you are interested in catching any shows while you are in London, be sure to look into rush tickets. Each theater does them differently, but in essence, they are tickets sold either in singles or in pairs the day of the show, usually starting at 10 am local time, at a massive discount. This is how I got my tickets to The Great British Bake Off Musical, and I ended up paying a quarter of the price for tickets about five rows from the stage. As a general starting point, I would recommend looking at the app called TodayTix. There you can see a wide array of theaters offering discounted and rush tickets for all your favorite shows.
Another spot I visited in terms of theater was Shakespeare’s Globe Theater, in south eastern London. The theater itself is not the original, although you can visit a lovely sign in front of an apartment complex marking where the original used to be. However, the current Globe is a replica of where Shakespeare’s shows first played, including the open roof, standing pit, and bench seating. Unfortunately, I don’t have a great opinion of the theater itself. It is cool to see how theater was done 400 years ago, but I would much rather watch a show from modern theater seating than from a wooden bench.
Set of The Tempest in Shakespeare's Globe Theatre
That being said, don’t pass up the opportunity to see a Shakespeare play at this theater. I caught a matinee performance of The Tempest and needless to say it would have made old William himself proud. Of course, if you do not like Shakespeare, don’t bother. Seeing a Shakespeare play performed in the Globe isn’t going to make you like it anymore if you already hated seeing it in a modern theater. However, for all the Shakespeare nerds out there, give it a go! Prepare yourself for sitting (or standing) in an exposed theater for a long period of time, but rest assured, the company will ensure you see a beautiful show.
Food
Finally, let’s talk food. The UK is the butt of many jokes about food, particularly in regards to seasoning. And while it’s true that you aren’t going to find any out of this world spice combinations in traditional British food (though be sure to stop at a curry restaurant), that doesn’t mean there’s nothing that Britain has to offer in the culinary world.
The first activity I would recommend for foodies is finding a place to have a traditional afternoon tea. Introduced in the 19th century by British nobility to stave off hunger pangs between the noon and evening meals, afternoon tea has become a hallmark of British culture. To discover these scrumptious snacks, I ended up at Tea and Tattle, a small tea room in the basement of a bookstore just opposite the British Museum. A traditional afternoon tea can be quite pricey (I paid 24 pounds for afternoon tea for One) but don’t let that deter you. It is certainly worth the experience, and actually not a bad value for the price. At Tea and Tattle, afternoon tea includes five different finger sandwiches (with vegetarian and allergen friendly option available), a scone with clotted cream and two types of jam, and two different desserts (I got a lemon drizzle cake and a carrot cake) accompanying a pot of tea of your choosing. The food was delicious, and a nice way to wrap up a morning at the British Museum, though be sure to call ahead for a free reservation if you are interested.
The other place I cannot recommend enough is the Borough Market. Located in the east portion of central London, this food market is sure to have something to appeal to any tastes, from traditional English to contemporary bakes to delicious street food. Be sure to come prepared with both cash and card, as certain stands might only accept one or the other and be ready to face some pretty impressive crowds, especially in the afternoon. In this case, Borough Market is a popular stop not because it is touristy but because it is amazing. I got to try some amazing traditional hand pies, as well as some other British bakes and a delicious honeycomb salted caramel donut. If you are looking for a place to grab a more informal lunch, the Borough Market is the place to go!
Overall, London is full of iconic tourist sites, but don’t pass up the other, more local opportunities this city has to offer!
Timeless or Touristy?
Iconic Buildings? Worth seeing from the outside, but I can’t speak to touring them.
British Museum? Touristy with some cool collections and swathes of British school children.
Victoria and Albert Museum? Timeless with a surprisingly wide array of collections.
Science Museum? Timeless fun for the whole family (and also lots of train stuff!)
West End Musicals? Amazing shows in a timeless location.
The Globe Theatre? The theater itself is touristy, but seeing Shakespeare is timeless.
Afternoon tea? Timeless and tasty.
The Borough Market? Timeless for everyone’s tastes.
5 Trips Close to Campus I Recommend, and 5 I Don’t
By Ffion Hughes, Staff Writer
As a freshman new to Colorado, I’ve spent my weekends here exploring things to do near campus. I’ve enjoyed most of the experiences, but some are over-priced and over-hyped. From the perspective of a Colorado outsider, here are five trips I recommend and five I don’t.
By Ffion Hughes, Staff Writer
As a freshman new to Colorado, I’ve spent my weekends here exploring things to do near campus. I’ve enjoyed most of the experiences, but some are over-priced and over-hyped. From the perspective of a Colorado outsider, here are five trips I recommend and five I don’t.
Recommended Trips:
1. Lookout Mountain, Golden
About 20 minutes from Denver, this is an easy trip to do after classes get out or on a weekend. A short drive up to the top, with hiking trails on the way, offers an easy view of the mountains and the city. There is a museum and gift shop honoring Buffalo Bill at the top and while I haven’t gone through the museum, the gift shop is full of little treasures. It’s the perfect place to take visiting family and a quick way to see some mountains year-round.
Rating: 10/10
The top of Lookout Mountain, the view from the parking lot.
2. Paint Mines, El Paso County
This is a little farther from campus, about an hour and forty minutes, but the views are worth the drive. The Paint Mines are named for their colorful appearance, with pink and orange clay used by Native Americans for paint. I went when the weather was in the negatives and it was doable, but a nicer day would definitely be more enjoyable! I explored the Paint Mines for about two hours and was amazed by the naturally vibrant colors. Exploring the Paint Mines can be as long or as short as you want, you can turn around on the “trail” anytime.
Rating: 9/10 (one point docked for how freezing I was, but that was my own fault for not checking the weather beforehand!!)
The Paint Mines.
3. Pearl Street Mall, Boulder
Pearl Street Mall is the perfect weekend activity to do by yourself or with a group of friends. The drive to Boulder is about 30-40 minutes away from campus, but the views are beautiful. The Flat Irons in Boulder feel as if they are right there as you drive down the highway. There are a variety of stores and restaurants that are definitely worth exploring. Some of my favorite stores include El Loro Jewelry & Gifts, Into The Wind, PosterScene, and Art Mart Gifts. A trip to Pearl Street Mall is affordable, with many stores offering low prices and deals. I can’t count how many times I’ve taken this trip and walking outside from store to store makes the shopping experience so much better.
Rating: 10/10
Into the Wind, a toy store in Boulder.
4. Mile High Flea Market, Denver
The Mile High Flea Market, open Friday-Sunday, is the perfect weekend activity. With many vendors, food, and rides, you can spend hours walking around. There is a great selection of locally grown produce and the vendors sell a variety of items ranging from clothes to trinkets to shoes. It’s a 10-15 minute drive from campus and a great place to explore. Some recommendations would be to bring cash (there are ATMs inside the market and one outside) and a bag in case you buy anything. The prices are extremely cheap: I spent no more than $20 on fresh dragon fruit, jewelry, a cassette tape, and churros.
Rating: 10/10
Produce from the Mile High Flea Market.
5. Edgewater Public Market
Edgewater Public Market is a quick drive from campus and is a perfect rainy day (or any day!) activity. Inside the Public Market there are around 20 different restaurants offering different cuisines such as Hawaiian and Venezuelan. I highly recommend the pesto pasta from the Mac Shack and the New Zealand ice cream from Happy Cones. There are also stores to shop from, a barber shop, and a tattoo studio. There is even axe throwing! The Edgewater Public Market is the perfect place to go on a day off to enjoy new food and locally owned shops.
Rating: 10/10
The pesto pasta from the Mac Shack. So good!
Trips I Don’t Reccomend:
1. Meow Wolf, Downtown Denver
Meow Wolf was a place on every list I looked at when searching “Things to Do in Denver.” I was very excited to go, but it did not match up to my expectations. Firstly, it was $70 apiece for admissions and I was only there for about an hour and a half. Spending that much money to walk around was slightly disappointing. The art was interesting and seemed never-ending, but I felt as if I was missing out on something, like there was something to do that I wasn’t truly getting. Personally for me, Meow Wolf was not worth the price or the hype.
Rating: 5/10
2. Denver Aquarium, Downtown Denver
While looking for something to do one night, my friends and I stumbled upon the Denver Aquarium. It was reasonably priced, about $30 per person. However, as we walked through the many tanks filled with colorful fish, we were deeply disturbed by seeing two lethargic tigers in the middle of the exhibit. We were confused on why tigers were at an aquarium and their enclosure was less than appealing. As we continued to walk through the exhibit, it was soon over. It took us around 15 minutes to walk through the entire aquarium, with an additional 10 minutes to touch the sting rays. I was surprised by how quick it was and seeing those tigers has stuck with me ever since.
Rating: 4/10
3. Olde Town Arvada, Arvada
Olde Town Arvada is a quick trip from campus, which is why I was excited to check it out. Walking throughout the different stores, I was intrigued by what they sold, but disappointed by the prices. I walked into a crystal store, clothing stores, and a flower shop, but left with nothing. Everything seemed unreasonably priced and there was also less stores than I expected. Olde Town Arvada is good for window shopping, but not much else.
Rating: 4/10
4. Colorado Mills Mall, Lakewood
An outlet mall close to campus, I was looking forward to visiting the Colorado Mills Mall and hoping for some deals. This mall has all your standard mall stores (H&M, Forever 21, etc.) but not as many sales as other outlet malls offer. However, the ambience of the mall completely threw me off and left me feeling unsettled. As a woman, I am already cautious about my surroundings and I was extremely uncomfortable when two different vendors extensively followed me. I would not recommend this mall due to its unnerving atmosphere that creates an uneasy shopping experience.
Rating: 3/10
5. Club Vinyl, Downtown Denver
When thinking of uncomfortable atmospheres in Denver, Club Vinyl is at the top of the list. An 18+ club with three levels, the idea of going “clubbing” appealed to me and my friends. We took the Uber, paid a $30 entrance fee, and started on the second level. On this level, grown men sat around on chairs and carefully, creeplily watched as many young girls walked past them. My group, predominantly girls, felt uneasy so we headed up to the third level. On this level, there was a DJ and a mosh pit, so we walked that way. While our male friends did their best to stand guard, grown men were still eyeing their prey and trying their best to catch our attention. Expecting a night of fun, we were met with the opposite. If you want to spend your night being overly cautious and highly protective of yourself and your friends, Club Vinyl is the place to be.
Rating: 2/10
Timeless or Touristy?: What to do (and What to Skip) on a Winter Trip to Switzerland
By Madelynn Loring, Staff Writer
Switzerland is said to have invented the concept of winter tourism. It is the place to go in Europe for folks looking for a ski vacation or a cozy winter get-together. But there’s much to see beyond the slopes, which is what drew my father and me to this destination during my mid-semester break at the end of February.
Before I get into this article, let me make it abundantly clear that Switzerland is not a trip for everyone, especially in the winter. In the other places I’ve written about, there are things that could appeal to a huge genre of people. However, many of Switzerland’s largest tourist drives, such as the Matterhorn mountain, Aletsch glacier, and funicular railways have limited access during the winter or are closed entirely. That being said, it is the go-to in terms of winter sports getaways in Europe and also boasts a number of winter-friendly tourist attractions including museums, castles, and historic rail lines. If you are a ski buff, or if you are like me and my father (read: obsessed with trains, boats, and ruins), Switzerland is definitely the place for you, though there may be some benefit to going in the spring or summer if you are a part of the latter group.
One more quick disclaimer before we dive into it: be aware that Switzerland is one of the most expensive places to travel in Europe, as it is not a part of the EU, and thus is in a much different place economically than member countries. Be sure you look into this before you go on a trip and make sure you budget accordingly because it’s one thing to hear about it and another thing entirely when the cheapest meal you can find is a 16 CHF burger (roughly $17).
With that out of the way, let’s get into the trip. My father and I spent a week traveling throughout Switzerland, visiting the cities of Montreux, Gruyère, Interlaken/Brig, Chur, St. Moritz, and Geneva. While it was initially in our plans to visit the Matterhorn in Zermatt as well as the Aletsch glacier, we, unfortunately, ran afoul in terms of weather, making neither of these locations worth the trip in terms of both visibility and activity closures.
By Madelynn Loring, Staff Writer
Switzerland is said to have invented the concept of winter tourism. It is the place to go in Europe for folks looking for a ski vacation or a cozy winter get-together. But there’s much to see beyond the slopes, which is what drew my father and me to this destination during my mid-semester break at the end of February.
Before I get into this article, let me make it abundantly clear that Switzerland is not a trip for everyone, especially in the winter. In the other places I’ve written about, there are things that could appeal to a huge genre of people. However, many of Switzerland’s largest tourist drives, such as the Matterhorn mountain, Aletsch glacier, and funicular railways have limited access during the winter or are closed entirely. That being said, it is the go-to in terms of winter sports getaways in Europe and also boasts a number of winter-friendly tourist attractions including museums, castles, and historic rail lines. If you are a ski buff, or if you are like me and my father (read: obsessed with trains, boats, and ruins), Switzerland is definitely the place for you, though there may be some benefit to going in the spring or summer if you are a part of the latter group.
One more quick disclaimer before we dive into it: be aware that Switzerland is one of the most expensive places to travel in Europe, as it is not a part of the EU, and thus is in a much different place economically than member countries. Be sure you look into this before you go on a trip and make sure you budget accordingly because it’s one thing to hear about it and another thing entirely when the cheapest meal you can find is a 16 CHF burger (roughly $17).
With that out of the way, let’s get into the trip. My father and I spent a week traveling throughout Switzerland, visiting the cities of Montreux, Gruyère, Interlaken/Brig, Chur, St. Moritz, and Geneva. While it was initially in our plans to visit the Matterhorn in Zermatt as well as the Aletsch glacier, we, unfortunately, ran afoul in terms of weather, making neither of these locations worth the trip in terms of both visibility and activity closures.
Montreux
We started off in Montreux, a city on the eastern end of Lake Geneva. Arguably this city's biggest claim to fame is that Freddie Mercury resided there frequently at his holiday home on the shore. There is a statue in tribute to him facing the lake, available for photo ops, and it is actually possible to rent his vacation home as a short-term rental. However, just as Freddie Mercury discovered during his vacations, Montreux is not a very bustling city. There are certainly things to do in terms of tourist attractions, but it is a very quiet town, especially during the winter.
Aside from the tribute statue, the other main tourist grab is the Chateau Chillon, about a 20-minute bus ride from the central train station. I have seen a large number of castles and palaces in my time in Europe, and there is a sense after you see enough castles that they all start to look the same. This doesn’t mean however that you should cross Chateau Chillon off your list. It is definitely more of a classic medieval defense castle than a luxurious palace, like Versailles. It is actually situated on the lake itself, a tactic dating back to its original purpose as a place of defense, though it never saw any conflict or invasions. The biggest thing that stands out about this castle compared to other castles I have seen thus far in Europe is the cavernous cellars, store rooms, and dungeon under the ground floor. There is plenty to explore in the Chateau Chillon, from decorative period furniture to modern art exhibitions scattered throughout.
Gruyère
Cheese cave at the Maison de Gruyère cheese factory
While we spent our first two nights in Montreux, we ended up taking a day trip to the town of Gruyère. And yes, before you ask, it is Gruyere, like the cheese, as this is the birthplace of Gruyere cheese. This is a must-see stop for foodies, where you can visit both the Maison de Gruyere (literally the home of gruyere cheese) as well as one of the many chocolate factories in Switzerland. While we didn’t have time to visit the latter, the Maison de Gruyere did not disappoint. An entry ticket includes an audio guide, a sampling tray of aged gruyere cheese, and a walk through their mini museum, including a view of the factory floor where you can watch the cheesemakers work. It is certainly a touristy spot, but it is very cool nonetheless.
Château de Gruyère
Our other stop in Gruyere was the Château de Gruyère. This castle looked like a fairytale, but it actually serves as more of a history lesson about Gruyere and Switzerland as a whole. Like other castles available to visit, it has its fair share of displays of medieval decorative art and weaponry. However, sitting atop one of the highest geographic points of Gruyere, it also boasts an impressive view and is a great place for pictures. It certainly isn’t the most remarkable castle I have visited in my time in Europe but is certainly one of the most notable in Switzerland.
Interlaken
Unspunnen Castle Ruins
The next city we stayed in was Interlaken. The city itself is not super impressive; it has similar vibes to Estes Park during the winter, is eerily quiet, and does not have much to do. However, it did serve as a great jumping-off point for hikes and other day trips. Our first outing of this sort was to the Unspunnen Castle ruins, about a 30-minute walk from central Interlaken. This castle ruins is definitely more “ruins” than it is “castle,” but that makes it an interesting stop in between the other highly polished and restored castles in Europe. The ruins are mostly untouched by restorers, except for the occasional guardrail or grate to prevent falls when folks climb on it. And that is just what you can go there to do. It is a fun place to explore and hang around, though it won’t take more than an hour before you’ve had your fill. Additionally, if you're looking for more of a trip that emphasizes local attractions, this is a great place for you. This is a local monument, free to visit, and just outside of a small town, so it’s a nice place to spend some downtime if you’re in the area.
The other trip we took from Interlaken was a hike to Giessbachfälle, a large mountainous waterfall. The hike from the trailhead takes about an hour and takes you around and even behind the waterfall for a nearly 360° view of this natural marvel. The trail also passes by the picturesque Grand Hotel Giessbach and the Giessbach funicular, the oldest functional cable railway in Switzerland. These are closed during the slow winter season, but it is worth the hike just to admire these things from the outside.
The one thing to note is that you should be sure to check the bus schedule. There are buses running from nearby towns Brig and Interlaken that take you almost directly to the trailhead, but they run in clumps, many at the beginning and end of the day, but very few during the middle. We didn’t think to look and ended up hiking about 7 km down the mountain because the next bus wouldn’t be arriving for 2 hours. While the transit situation was unfortunate, the remarkable view made the extra steps worth it.
Chur
View from the Chur cable car
Next, we stopped in Chur. This is the oldest city in Switzerland, over 2000 years old, and currently holds the award in my book for the weirdest vibes in Europe. That isn’t to say that it wasn’t a fun place to poke around, but it was the strangest blend of buildings I have seen all in one place. There were old buildings made to look new, new buildings made to look old, old buildings that had been restored to their former glory, and others that had been left to decay in the weather. There were also areas that were very touristy with almost no cars, and then other areas where it was very clear that this was simply a town where people lived and worked.
Clock tower in Chur
Chur has plenty of beautiful historic buildings, including a clock tower and a large church. However, if you are looking to get into a funicular or something similar during the winter season, Chur is going to be your best option. At the edge of Chur Altstadt, there is a cable car that runs year-round up to the peak of Brambrüesch mountain, where you can find ski slopes, sledging runs, mountain biking trails (though they may be closed during the winter due to mud), and a gorgeous viewpoint. The cable car ride itself takes about 15 minutes in total, with a switch from a large cable car to a small ski-type gondola halfway up. It is somewhat expensive, as is everything in Switzerland, but it is much cheaper than other similar cable cars, such as Top of Europe, and considerably less crowded.
St. Moritz
The next place we spent the night was St. Moritz. In terms of sightseeing, St. Moritz doesn’t have much to offer, but if you are looking for a winter sports getaway, this is the place to go. It’s a resort town, surrounded by various slopes and sledging runs. They also have what is, in my opinion, one of the nicest hostels in Europe. The St. Moritz Youth Hostel (which is open to everyone regardless of age) is going to be the best bang for your buck in terms of accommodations. They also offer complimentary breakfast and a relatively cheap dinner buffet that is comparable to some of the best food you will find in restaurants.
Interior of the Glacier Express
But back to St. Moritz. As I have mentioned before, my father and I are more train people than ski people, so why St. Moritz? The answer is the Glacier Express. The Glacier Express is a panoramic view train that traverses some of the most picturesque rail lines in the Swiss Alps, including the Rhaetian Railway UNESCO World Heritage Site. This is without a doubt one of the most touristy activities available in Switzerland, but also one of the coolest, especially during the winter. The Glacier Express runs from St. Moritz all the way to Zermatt, with a total travel time from one end to the other of about 8 hours. It certainly is not the fastest nor the cheapest way to make this journey, but it is certainly the most picturesque.
One of the many gorgeous alpine views from the Glacier Express
The first leg of the journey traverses the Rhaetian Railway, which features dozens of arches, tunnels, viaducts, and bridges as it crosses through the Bernina Valley. You’ll get a better view of the bridges if you travel from Chur to St. Moritz, instead of the other way around (believe me, we did both - we are that obsessed with trains) but it is cool either way. Then you climb into the Alps for some unbelievable views of the highest snow-capped peaks in Europe. There is, of course, food and drink available for purchase on board. However, because it is a tourist activity, the already elevated prices in Switzerland will be even higher. The food itself is not bad, but it isn’t really worth the price. You are allowed to bring your own picnic, so in hindsight, I would opt to do that and simply buy a nice warm drink instead.
Geneva
The Magnin Relief Mode in the Maison Tavel, Geneva
We finished our trip in Geneva, right on the western border with France. It is home to the headquarters of the United Nations. There is plenty to explore in that realm, but if global politics isn’t exactly your vibe, there are a number of other museums and historic locations to discover. The first we visited was Maison Tavel, an urban history museum built into a medieval building in Old Geneva.
This museum takes the cake as the most Dad-Friendly museum in Switzerland. For middle-aged men, they have it all: old armor and weaponry, antique furniture and metalware, and, best of all, city models. The Maison Tavel is home to the Magnin Relief Model, a city model made out of zinc and other earthen materials in the 1900s that represents 19th-century Geneva, right before it broke through its medieval boundaries and grew into the international metropolis that it is today. This huge model is sure to impress.
The next visit we did wasn’t to a museum, but a cathedral. Similarly to castles in Europe, once you see a lot of cathedrals, they all start to look pretty similar. Regardless, if you are in Geneva, Saint Pierre Cathedral should be a stop. Access into the main atrium is free and features an extensive vaulted ceiling as well as a massive church organ. The most impressive parts of this cathedral, however, cost 10 CHF to access, and those are the towers.
View of old town Geneva from the St. Pierre Cathedral towers
A visit to the towers is not for the faint of heart, given that they are only accessible by incredibly narrow spiral staircases. They are so narrow, in fact, that it is impossible to pass someone else on them, so times are laid out in which you are allowed to walk up, and others when you are allowed to walk down, alternating roughly every five minutes. It's essentially a historic Stairmaster, so be sure you feel physically up to the challenge before you buy your ticket. The view makes up for the workout though. This is the best way to get a view of old town Geneva, as well as a look at some 500-year-old church bells, and a weathered bronze spire, something I haven’t seen on any other church in Europe thus far.
Our next stop was Patek Philippe Museum. This museum features the history of watches, from their conception to the modern Patek Philippe luxury collections. In keeping with its theme, there are also some examples of various automatons (which were popular in the 19th century) as well as pieces of watch-making tools and machinery from every century. This museum is free with the Swiss Museum Pass, but otherwise, it, like everything in Switzerland, is a little pricey (are you sensing a trend?). However, this is another great museum for dads who claim they don’t like museums, as well as for history buffs, decorative arts fans, and designer girlies alike. We, unfortunately, cut ourselves short on time to catch our final activity so we didn’t get to explore the museum fully, but if you fall into the aforementioned category be sure to give yourself a couple of hours to discover all that this museum has to offer.
Belle Époque Style Paddle Boat
Our final activity of the Switzerland trip was a brief tour on La Italie, a refurbished paddle boat from the Belle Époque. The tour around lake Geneva only lasted 50 minutes, but the experience of being on a 19th-century steamship was well worth it. There is a plethora of outdoor seating, but also plenty of great views to be had from the inside as well. However, one of the coolest parts is the viewing windows that look onto the paddles themselves. On most trips, they offer concessions on board for a fee, but if you arrive early you can grab a bite to-go from the crepe stand just off the dock. The company that operates the tours also operates various other tours and fondue cruises during the on-season, if you happen to visit during the summer. Regardless, getting aboard such a timeless ship even for just a brief trip was one of the highlights of my time.
In summary, Switzerland is a must-see, regardless of the season. However, this is one you are going to want to plan in advance, as it can be overwhelming and disappointing to try to fill your time if you don’t. Furthermore, be sure you're prepared for the Swiss prices; they’re unlike anything you’ll see elsewhere in Europe but can be absolutely worth it if you play your cards right.
Timeless or Touristy?
Château Chillon? Timeless castle with impressive views and underground chambers.
Maison de Gruyère? Touristy stop for lactose lovers.
Château Gruyère? Timeless history lesson, but not the coolest castle you can see in Europe.
Unspunnen Castle Ruins? Timeless, where the locals go to chill.
Giessbachfälle? Timeless hike, just be sure to check the bus schedule.
Chur? Timeless historic city with some of the strangest vibes in Switzerland.
Chur cable car to Brambrüesch? Touristy activity with unforgettable views.
Glacier Express? Touristy, but the views on the Rhaetian Railway and throughout the trip are not to be missed.
Maison Tavel? Timeless, free museum, and very dad-friendly.
Patek Phillipe Museum? Touristy museum for the designer girlies and mechanics-obsessed fathers in your life.
Saint Pierre Cathedral? Touristy but with an awesome view of Geneva if you’re willing to brave the stairs.
Belle Epoque Paddle Steamers? Touristy yet so unbelievably cool (both in the colloquial and the literal sense. Be sure to dress warmly.)
Timeless or Touristy?: What to do (and What to Skip) on a Trip to Paris
By Madelynn Loring, Staff Writer
Paris is simply the place to go in France for Americans. In fact, when I first announced that I was studying abroad, the first thing everyone said was, “In Paris?” I definitely disappointed folks when I said that no, I was going to a smaller city in southern France, unheard of by Americans, called Montpellier. Regardless, I have been so fortunate as to have been able to catch a couple trains to Paris for weekend trips, so I figured I would share my experience with certain popular attractions, and offer my insight on whether they’re worth it, or too touristy.
By Madelynn Loring, Staff Writer
Paris is simply the place to go in France for Americans. In fact, when I first announced that I was studying abroad, the first thing everyone said was, “In Paris?” I definitely disappointed folks when I said that no, I was going to a smaller city in southern France, unheard of by Americans, called Montpellier. Regardless, I have been so fortunate as to have been able to catch a couple trains to Paris for weekend trips, so I figured I would share my experience with certain popular attractions, and offer my insight on whether they’re worth it, or too touristy.
Eiffel Tower
So, let's start with the obvious, the Eiffel Tower. You can’t go to Paris and not go see it. At least, that's what most folks say, and I would agree to a certain extent. Especially if you have been studying French for a while, seeing the Eiffel Tower is a huge moment, and I don’t want to discredit that. However, it does get old pretty quick.
Photo by Madelynn Loring
It is definitely worth it to at least go to the park in front of the base where you can get a good view, and take some nice pictures. After all, how are you going to show the internet that you were in France if you don’t have a picture with the Eiffel Tower??? If you do want to go to the top, you have got two options. Either book your tickets online 60 days in advance (yes, they do sell out that fast, even in the off season) or wait in line onsite. I have always chosen the latter option. If you choose to do the same, ensure that you go right as it opens. There will still be a line, but the wait shouldn't be longer than 30 minutes.
Also, (and this is just a general statement for all of France) be cautious of what they call “aggressive solicitors.” These are going to be the folks standing outside of all of the major tourist attractions selling Eiffel tower keychains, berets, and the like. They are not necessarily a scam, or a way to pickpocket you, but they can be quite uncomfortable and difficult to escape, so just be aware.
Speaking of things to be cautious of, the one other common thing you might experience in France is folks approaching you with clipboards asking for a signature. At least, from the American perspective, that is what it seems like is happening. What it actually is is people asking for donations for whatever cause they represent. I am not sure if these are legitimate, or scams, but it is very easy to sign your name on a paper thinking it’ll get them to leave you alone, and then get asked for every bill and coin in your wallet. Similar to the “aggressive solicitors,” it is very difficult to remove yourself from the interaction once you have engaged, so a simple “no” if they try to ask you for a donation is the simplest option.
Museums
Moving on from Paris’s most touristy experiences to the second most, here's a little dive into some of Paris’s museums. This is not a comprehensive view by any stretch of the imagination. Paris is a lot bigger than many expect, and there is practically a new museum every block. It is also worth noting that not all of these attractions are necessarily museums by name, but they have the same general purpose of going through and looking at neat stuff.
The Lourve Photo by Madelynn Loring
So without further ado, let's start with the creme de la creme of Paris museums: The Louvre. Everyone knows this one. You know, the one with the glass pyramids where Mona Lisa lives? That one. The Louvre is the second most popular tourist attraction in Paris, but don’t let that make you cross it off your list as overrated.
The Louvre is absolutely massive. I have visited for a full day three times in the past four months, and I still feel I have barely scratched the surface of what the Louvre collections have to offer. For this reason, the Louvre is really a one-size-fits-all museum. If you’re an art buff, you’re set. Ancient egypt? There’s practically a whole floor dedicated to that. More into decorative arts? Stop by the recreation of Napoleon's apartment, complete with car-sized chandelier.
They have exhibitions of things from all over the world, from prehistory to present day, so if the Mona Lisa doesn’t really tickle your fancy, rest assured you’ll find something that does. And a little note on the Mona Lisa: she might be famous, but she ain’t worth it. It’s going to take you about 20-30 minutes to make your way through the crowd, just for a picture you aren’t going to look at again. Believe me, I’ve done it.
Sculpture section of Musee d’Orsay
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Another popular art museum in Paris is the Musee d’Orsay. Built into an old train station, this museum hosts one of the most impressive collections of sculptures and impressionist art in the world. They have works by Van Gogh, Monet, and Renoir. This is also home to the famous Little Dancer sculpture and Dancer on Stage (The Star) by renowned artist Edgar Degas.
Or, if paintings are not really your thing, you can walk through the main hall, which hosts sculptures from Greek Antiquity to contemporary works by artists such as Kehinde Wiley, who did President Barack Obama’s last presidential portrait. Also, Musee d’Orsay is much less overwhelming than the Louvre, both in terms of size and business. This makes it a great stop for folks who want a taste of a wide array of art, but aren’t willing to face the chaotic labyrinth that can be the Louvre.
Entrance to Petit Palais Photo by Madelynn Loring
If you’re looking to live a little more like the locals, or you want a taste of Parisian art museums, but not so much that you want to spend money on an entry ticket, I strongly recommend the Petit Palais. Located on the main road of Paris, the Petit Palais (as suggested by its name) is a small art museum built into a small offshoot of the Grand Palais, built for the Paris Universal Exhibition in 1900.
This museum has a number of small collections, including traditional European paintings, decorative arts, and prehistoric artifacts. The ceilings are also painted with religious scenes, much like those in Italian cathedrals, but in a more contemporary style. The Petit Palais’s biggest draw, however, is that it is entirely free to enter, with no reservation or ticket required, making it the perfect stop for a traveler on a budget.
Chapel inside Palace of Versaille
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Now that we’ve covered some popular traditional art museums, let’s dive into some of the less conventional museums Paris has to offer. While it isn’t exactly in Paris proper, I couldn’t write about Paris without mentioning the Palace of Versaille. Just a short train ride from central Paris, Versaille is a must see. A true testament to Grande Epoque opulence, the Palace of Versaille was initially built by order of Louis XIV, the sun king of France. It was occupied by Louis XVI and his wife, Marie Antoinette, when it was stormed during the French Revolution in 1789. It's certainly a tourist destination, but the rich history and decorative architecture throughout the entire property makes it a great day trip. However, make sure you plan for inclement weather; it is a massive estate, and you’ll be walking a lot, so be sure to pack an umbrella and good, water-proof walking shoes.
Concert hall of the Opera Garnier
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If you want more of the glamor and elegance of Versaille (or you’re just a massive theater nerd like myself), stop by the Opera Garnier. The opulence of this opera house speaks for itself. However, its largest claim to fame, at least in modern times, is that this is the very opera house that inspired Gaston Laroux’s book La Fantôme de l'Opéra and, later on, Andrew Lloyd Weber’s timeless musical adaptation, The Phantom of the Opera. For this reason, it’s a must see for lovers of the performing arts. There is even a replica of the original chandelier, which fell during a performance, inspiring the now-infamous novel and musical, hanging in the house (although with much better engineering I am sure). Even if you do not have an opportunity to catch a show at the opera Garnier, it is worth it to just stop in to admire the gorgeous architecture and history this building has to offer.
One of the many piles of bones in the Paris Catacombs Photo by Madelynn Loring
The last museum-type attraction I’ll be discussing is the Paris Catacombs. They are undoubtedly an unconventional museum experience, but still incredibly cool. However, this might be one to skip if you are easily spooked, or even remotely claustrophobic. The catacombs are a series of tunnels running under Paris that date back to the 14th century, where they were initially quarries. However, in the late 1700s, after a pauper’s graves became overcrowded, causing rampant illness, city officials decided to again make use of the tunnel system that had since been abandoned. Over six million skeletons are now stored in the Paris Catacombs.
You can do a self-directed tour through the tunnels to see them that will take roughly an hour. Like I said, it’s an unconventional stop. It is certainly a tourist attraction, but it is nowhere near as crowded as the more traditional monuments. The catacombs are worth the stop for a history buff, or someone with a curiosity for the macabre, but might leave children (and certain adults) having nightmares for years to come, so choose wisely.
Arc de Triomphe
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Moving away from museums, let’s touch on another popular attraction, the Arc de Triomphe on the Champs Elysée. I understand that, as an American, a huge cool arch in the center of the city is a massive draw. However, it becomes considerably less impressive when you realize that there are several other “Arc de Triomphes” in Paris, and that practically any sizable city in France will have their own as well. They all date back to la grande époque, when Louis XIV felt compelled to build monuments all over the country to commemorate various military or political victories (a trend dating back to the Romans).
The Arc de Triomphe does dwarf all of the others, but, like the Eiffel towers, it’s more of a one and done type of thing. It is also relatively high risk, both in terms of tourist-targeted scams/theft, and in terms of not wanting to get run over by a French taxi. Whether or not that risk is worth being able to look at and take a picture with it is up to you.
Moulin Rouge
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If you’re looking for a trip more suited to adult tastes, Paris is home to the birthplace of burlesque, The Moulin Rouge. No one actually goes to the Moulin Rouge for their day-to-day burlesque anymore; the tickets are far too expensive, and the show, while it is certainly adults only, is definitely suited more to a dinner theater (which the Moulin Rouge has become) than a burlesque club. Nonetheless, I would recommend it for the spectacle.
The costuming is unbelievably glamorous, the music is well performed and compelling (even if you don’t speak french), and there’s a part of the show for everyone. From Vegas-style burlesque dances, to Broadway love stories, to circus acts, to the traditional French can-can, the Moulin Rouge offers a night you can’t miss, even though it is now a tourist attraction more than anything else. I would recommend getting the dinner tickets, if that is in your budget, but at the very least I would recommend a splurge on the champagne tickets. For an extra 12 Euro per ticket, you are given half a bottle of champagne, and it isn’t the cheap stuff either.
Disney
Sleeping Beauty’s castle Photo by Madelynn Loring
Finally, let’s get back to the child-friendly, and talk Disney. Given that we have two Disneys in the US, this doesn’t tend to be a huge driving force in going to Paris for most Americans. However, I did end up there because I have a friend who is a Disney Adult, and tickets were actually quite cheap during the off-season.
My review? It’s a Disney theme park. It’s going to have pretty much what you would expect in terms of overpriced carnival food, long waits, and plenty of crying children. Disney Paris does host some unique attractions, most notably the Sleeping Beauty Castle (complete with animatronic Maleficent dragon), a Ratatouille themed ride and restaurant, and the Avengers Campus. The latter is the one reason I would recommend Disney Paris if you are a Disney or Marvel person.
They have a new Marvel Hotel, and the avenger campus is chock full of recreations from the movies, including the Queen Jet and the Hulk Buster. There are character meet-and-greets with Captain Marvel, Iron Man, and more, if that’s your thing. They also have some unique marvel-themed restaurants including a Pym’s Kitchen, an all-you-can-eat buffet with both tiny and incredibly oversized foods (because who doesn’t want to eat a burger the size of a car tire before going on the Tower of Terror?). It is without a doubt one of the most touristy locations in Paris, but it can be really fun if that's what you’re looking for.
Overall, Paris has something to offer for everyone, whether you are looking to embark on a classic sight-seeing trip or trying to take a deep dive into French culture. There are certain things that, while they might be overwhelmingly touristy, are worth the stop, and there are other things that you can do with skipping entirely without much detriment to your trip. After my numerous trips there, I have plenty of opinions on what those things are, but if you end up in Paris, you’ll have to decide for yourself what is worth the trip.
Eiffel Tower? Touristy, but you can’t not go if it's your first time in France.
Louvre? Timeless, but skip the Mona Lisa.
Musee d’Orsay? Timeless if you’re an impressionist art lover.
Petit Palais? Timeless. This is where the locals go.
Versailles? Touristy, but worth the visit for the architecture and decorative arts.
The Opera Garnier? Timeless, and worth it even if you can’t get tickets to a show.
The Paris Catacombs? Touristy. It’s pretty neat, but you'll have to decide for yourself if you want to be surrounded by that many skeletons.
The Moulin Rouge? Touristy, but still super fun.
L’Arc de Triomphe/Champs Elysée? Touristy, and high risk.
Disney Paris? Touristy. It’s Disney, but with a couple French twists.