Scammed by the Bell

By Sandra Vo, Staff Writer

Year after year, the American Revolution dazzles young elementary schoolers with stories of heroic battles and paintings of the Founding Fathers’ voluptuous wigs. However, no unit is complete without a segment about the famed Liberty Bell, the symbol of resounding freedom and everlasting justice.

Except…it’s not. 

What the Liberty Bell really represents is an agglomeration of poor engineering, shoddy attempts at repairs, and a hardworking public relations team that has manipulated the narrative for over two hundred years. 

Its functional failures started at the beginning of its inception in 1751. The Pennsylvania Assembly commissioned a bell for the Pennsylvania State House, but the bell cracked upon its first test ring, causing it to be melted down and reformed into a new one. While theoretically more functional than its predecessor, the overwhelming criticism surrounding the sound of the new bell forced it to be recast again. 

With the sound fixed, the new leaders of the Liberty Bell Public Relations Team (unknowingly or not), gathered a multitude of fictionalized stories about the important role the Liberty Bell played during the American Revolution. The most famous story is that the bell rang to signal the adoption of the Declaration of Independence, although this was a fictionalized tale written by George Lippard. In 1846, the bell attempted to leave another mark on history by ringing on George Washington’s birthday, only to promptly crack irreparably forever. An attempt to repair the bill using a technique called “stop drilling” ended up creating a new, larger crack that further marred an already damaged surface. 

Yet even so, the bell served as a symbol for both the Abolitionists and Women’s Suffrage movement. What better way to imprint something into the American consciousness than making it a mascot? For the Liberty Bell enthusiasts, this was certainly a win. Their poorly-engineered, faulty, non-functional shoddy excuse of a bell had ingrained itself into American history textbooks everywhere. 

Now, the bell resides in the National Historical Park of Pennsylvania, smugly basking in the attention it receives from gullible tourists and visitors, who fail to realize what it truly is: a hunk of scrap metal.